Last week, President Rodrigo Duterte and his staff were involved in another bizarre media frenzy regarding news about his health situation.
This comes as a surprise to literally no one. In the two years he’s been in office, he’s managed to disrespect women, the UN, and even God. And as we all know, that tongue extends to his staff and Cabinet as well (looking at you, Presidential Spokesperson Harry “without fake news we would not know what is true news” Roque).
After having to listen to this for over two years now, we’re admittedly very tired. So, so tired. And since we’re tired of keeping track of all the bogus things our country’s leader has said in the past month, we’ve decided to make things fun with a short quiz.
Below are a couple of statements made by Duterte, his staff, and his Cabinet in the last month, with statements from other wack government officials thrown in just to mess with you. Can you tell who said what?